Disney naming The Rock a Legend is a participation trophy

Disney just tapped Dwayne Johnson and Anne Hathaway as 2026 'Legends' like they’re filling out a fantasy football roster. A title that once belonged to the architects of imagination is now being handed out to anyone with a three-picture deal and a high Q-score. We aren't celebrating history anymore; we're just pre-ordering the next five years of merchandising. It’s not an induction; it’s a corporate branding exercise.

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