BINI’s Coachella Guest Spot is Publicist Musical Chairs

BINI popped up on Flowerovlove’s Coachella stage with seven members while one stayed back "sick." Please. The "illness" excuse is the Hollywood gold standard for a manager who couldn't secure an eighth hotel room or an equal makeup budget. BINI is doing the most to land a global record deal, and crashing Flowerovlove’s set is the most tactical audition I’ve seen since the Nespresso pickles. If you think that seventh girl actually has a fever, you haven’t spent enough time in the back of a black SUV hearing assistants argue about stage time. Coachella isn't for the music—it's for the streaming numbers land-grab.

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