Generalist AI's Wallet Robot Just Replaced Every Lazy Assistant

Generalist AI just dropped a video of their robot stuffing cash into a wallet with the kind of focus I haven't seen since my last assistant tried to count their 'travel expenses.' We spent billions on silicon brains just so they could learn how to handle a billfold without catching a felony charge. Honestly, if this thing can manage a stack of hundreds without sweating, it’s already more qualified for the industry than 90% of the people I see fumbling their way through a VIP line. I’m just waiting for the update where it learns how to hide a leak from my publicist or handle a 2 a.m. table reservation at Billionaire Mansion without crying.

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