Lily Allen and David Harbour Cash In $7M For Breakup Closure

Lily Allen and David Harbour just liquidated their $7M Brooklyn townhouse to finalize their split. I’ve seen this script at the Marmont a hundred times—one person picks the marble, the other picks the designer, and by the time the renovation is done, they can’t even look at each other's Venmo activity. That house wasn't a home; it was a $7 million set for a relationship that performed well for the cameras but failed behind the scenes. Flipping the marital asset the second the PR cycle turns is the most honest thing they’ve done yet. If you can’t save the love, at least save the commission.

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