1587 Prime: Mahomes and Kelce's Overpriced Culinary Interception

Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce thought they could just slap their jersey numbers on a steakhouse and call it 'Prime,' but 1587 Prime is currently getting sacked by every foodie with a smartphone. Look, I have sat through four-hour avant-garde films that had more flavor and less pretension than what is reportedly coming out of that kitchen. Being a superstar athlete does not grant you automatic taste; it just gives you the budget to ignore the lack of it. This isn't a dining experience; it is a licensing agreement served with a side of overpriced asparagus. If I wanted a tourist trap, I would stay here in Hollywood—at least our disappointments come with a Walk of Fame.

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