Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau just killed Coachella's last vibe

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau holding hands at Coachella is the aesthetic equivalent of a brand deal for beige. This isn't a connection. It's a calculated attempt to distract us from the fact that Coachella has become a graveyard for relevance. I've seen more genuine chemistry in a corporate training video. If this is the new standard for viral moments, the bar is underground. I'm looking for a pulse and all I see is a PR strategy.

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