Suburban Vinegar Doors Prove We Have Too Much Time

Suburban residents are dousing their front doors in vinegar to 'cleanse energy,' and now their property value is the only thing disappearing. As a professional sniffer, I can tell you that the only thing you are repelling is anyone with a functioning nose. You are literally pickling your mortgage for a vibe that experts say is just eating your paint job. If your energy is that heavy, try a therapist instead of a condiment.

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