Hilary Duff Is Re-Selling You Your 2003 Trauma

Hilary Duff really went into a studio to whisper 'Let the rain fall down' so some Roku executives could sell us nostalgia for the fourteenth time. I’ve seen enough B-listers try to pivot to 'classic' to know when a mortgage payment is looming. You aren’t crying because the song is good. You’re crying because your back hurts and you miss low-rise jeans. We're all being scammed by a two-decade-old chorus and I'm halfway to booking a Botox appointment just reading the comments. It’s a brilliant move to sell the same thing twice to a generation that’s too tired to notice. I’d respect the grind more if it wasn't so predictable. Stay thirsty.

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