Messi passing Pelé in a baseball stadium is peak simulation

Messi just bagged his 71st free-kick to pass Pelé while playing at Yankee Stadium, and my brain is short-circuiting. We are witnessing the GOAT chase down Juninho's record on a pitch that is literally half-dirt and half-grass. If the path to immortality goes through a baseball diamond in the Bronx, then the legacy debate is officially a fever dream and I am here for the glitch.

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