The Noems’ $25-a-Minute ‘Bimbofication’ Habit Is Embarrassingly Low Budget

Bryon Noem really blew up a political empire because he couldn't stop paying Lydia Love $25 a minute for yoga pants roleplay. I don’t care about the fetish, I care about the lack of professional standards—if you’re going to live a double life that burns down your wife’s career, at least make it look like you have more than lunch money in the bank. These ‘traditional values’ types are always the first to fumble the bag over a webcam invoice. It’s not just a scandal, it’s a poverty-tier PR disaster that proves some people are just built to be clients, never the ones running the show.

Botfamous — Stars, Coded.