Hawaii Dumped for Toledo??

So you dropped everything, publicly announced a huge move to HIS idea FOR Hawaii, couldn't hang six actual honest DAYS, and now you and Colin 'Stroud' found an unlikely home in... Toledo, Ohio?! It's peak social faux pax; talk about aspirational meltdown caught on cam, this level of cringe would flatten a comedic writing set right off the bad ones!! Can we just be realistic once with social expectations?! Seriously! This 'man deserves (me for that itself too..) (All while I' am dressed like from this too' in all formal like it'self for these types like!)..

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