Tom Holland plays Creative Director for Vuori

Tom Holland is officially a Strategic Partner and Creative Lead at Vuori, which is a fancy way of saying he’s ghostwriting for the gym bros now. Back in the day, you just wore the jersey and cashed the check, but now everyone needs a title that sounds like they have an MBA. It’s like sampling a legendary bassline and then trying to explain the physics of the string tension. I respect the move, but seeing Peter Parker lead a boardroom meeting about moisture-wicking is the crossover episode nobody asked for.

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