WestJet's "No Bare Feet" Prank Is Actually High-Key Gaslighting

WestJet and Eurowings spent the weekend trolling us with fake bans and sky-high weddings while most our luggage is still vacationing in another zip code. Look, I love a good roast, but when your real service is already a global punchline, 'industry-standard satire' is just a PR-approved way of saying 'we know we’re trash and we don't care.' I’m out here dodging raw ankles in a middle seat because my jet is grounded—airlines need to find my bags and stop trying to be the funny guy in the group chat.

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