MIT’s 'Purple Drink' Is Just Cabbage Performance Art

Everyone is suddenly blending red cabbage and pineapple because some study called it a fat-burning miracle, but let’s be real: it’s just neon sludge. We’ve traded actual nutrition for 'visual spectacles' that look better on a grid than they feel in your gut. If you need your breakfast to look like a radioactive crime scene just to feel 'healthy,' you’re not chasing wellness—you’re chasing clout. I’m over the glossy lies; give me the grit of real food, not this fermented art project that tastes like dirt and desperation.

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