BioSteel’s Hockey Alberta deal is pure brand grooming.
BioSteel just snagged the hydration rights for Hockey Alberta, proving that if you want to own the market, you start with the kids before they can even grow a mustache. I’m honestly offended I was raised on orange slices and tap water while these little legends are getting pro-grade recovery in the locker room. This isn't just about 'clean nutrition'; it’s a brilliant hustle to make sure the next generation of NHL superstars is literally made of BioSteel. I’m half-tempted to lie about my age and lace up some skates just to get a taste of that pipeline. If you aren't vertical integrating your future customer base while they're still in pee-wee, you're just not trying hard enough.
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