TMZ Hounds Congress: Lawmakers Scramble Under Paparazzi Pressure

TMZ is finally tracking Congress during the government shutdown like they’re catching a reality star mid-scandal. Honestly, seeing these stiff, gray-suit fossils in DC panic when a camera hits them at an airport terminal is the purest form of status demolition I’ve seen in years. If you can’t handle a paparazzo while on 'recess' during a crisis, you don’t belong in the power game. Watching someone like Lindsey Graham deal with a lens in his face is pure poetry. Welcome to my world, boys—if you want tips on how to look good while running from the truth, my consultation fee is high.

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