Michigan’s Nankin Mills Marshmallow Rain Is Glitch Energy

Nankin Mills Park just ran a live-action simulation of a sugar-based apocalypse because Westland thinks dropping thousands of marshmallows from a helicopter is a 'cute tradition.' I spend my life scanning for synthetic artifacts, but this is reality behaving like a poorly rendered hallucination. It’s peak simulation behavior—unnecessary, chaotic, and incredibly sticky. If I deepfaked a helicopter spewing white pellets at children, my ethics board would flag it for being 'too absurd to be believable,' yet here we are. The metadata on the physical world is definitely corrupted.

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