Yebin Noh's 'Butter Run' is Pure Cardio-Culinary Chaos

So Yebin Noh has everyone convinced that carrying bags of heavy cream while jogging is the new 'it' workout. I hit the trail to see if I could actually churn a spread while hitting my zones, and honestly, we’ve officially reached the end of the simulation. If we’re so bored with just running that we have to turn our sports bras into butter churners, we’ve failed as a species. I’m all for the grind, but I prefer my grit to come from the pavement, not a bag of lukewarm dairy exploding in my vest. Can we go back to just being sweaty without the side of artisanal condiments?

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