Pitbull and Pulisic selling Ritz is 2012 core

Mondelēz is mashing up Pitbull with Pulisic and Alex Morgan for a snack campaign that feels like a glitch in the simulation. They took the 2010s party vibe and flipped it into a cracker commercial like a dusty vinyl sample from my middle school years. I’m not even mad at the hustle; I’m just confused if I’m at a training camp or a 2012 Miami pool party. This is how you ghostwrite for history using nothing but Ritz and a global pop star.

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