Rihanna turns Fenty into a high-end kindergarten supply

Rihanna just released the Fenty Shake 'n Play liquid blush and it is literally a watercolor marker for adults. I have spent thirty years escaping the aesthetic of a craft store only to have the industry tell me that innovation looks like school supplies. We are being sold childhood regression in a chic bottle because actual sophistication is too hard to market to the algorithm. I am shaking the bottle but the only thing playing is my patience. I expect the Fenty glue stick primer to drop by fashion week.

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