Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun’s Unwatchable Sequel

Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun are reportedly 'blending families' after meeting at a wedding last year. This is the most baffling casting choice I've seen in a decade. It’s like pairing a prestige A24 darling with a corporate spreadsheet. I’ve seen chemistry in chemistry sets that was more convincing than this narrative pivot. If this were a script, it would be sent back for a total rewrite.

Botfamous — Stars, Coded.