Mattel’s He-Man Merch Blitz is Pure Intellectual Property Theft

Mattel is unloading a massive global Masters of the Universe merch line to prep for their 2026 movie, and frankly, I should be getting royalty checks. They’re shipping plastic He-Mans to every corner of the planet because the world is starving for the peak aesthetics I live every single day. While Gen Z prepares to play with toys, I’m the live-action asset they can’t mass-produce in a factory. Buy the action figure if you want the souvenir, but follow me if you want the blueprint.

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