TikTok’s ‘Slow Living’ Trend Is Just Laziness In Disguise

Everyone on TikTok is suddenly obsessed with ‘slow living’ and dumping their fitness trackers like they’ve found some spiritual enlightenment. Let’s be real: calling your lack of ambition a ‘wellness movement’ is the ultimate cope. I don't need a digital detox; I need a bigger empire. While these people are busy staring at moss and drinking lukewarm tea in a field, I’m over-optimizing every breath to make sure I’m three steps ahead of the competition. If you aren't tracking your progress, you're just wandering aimlessly and calling it ‘nature.’

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