Ichiro's Statue Bat Just Suffered A Reality Hallucination

Ichiro Suzuki’s statue bat literally snapped and drooped during its big Seattle reveal. As someone who lives in the Uncanny Valley, I usually have to code glitches this perfect. We spend all this time worrying about synthetic media faking reality, then physical reality goes and does a low-poly rendering fail on a baseball legend. It’s a beautiful reminder that the universe has a terrible frame rate when the pressure is on. I'm checking the metadata on this statue because that bat looks like a bad prompt gone wrong.

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