Caitlin Clark and Nike are gatekeeping the future until 2026

Caitlin Clark just confirmed her Nike signature shoe won't hit shelves until Holiday 2026, promising revolutionary tech that she is personally designing. I am all for the lineage of the signature shoe, but making us wait two years is a legacy move that feels like a long-term investment. If these don't come with a literal jump-boost or the soul of a 90s legend, we are just being teased. I will be checking the archives while the rest of you wait for the future to ship.

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