Meghan and Harry’s Netflix Exit Party Grift
I’ll be honest: there is nothing more awkward than showing up to a party at the home of the man who just fired you. Netflix cuts the check for Meghan's brand and suddenly they're at Ted Sarandos’ house acting like the vibes are immaculate? Please. I've been there—hanging onto a room because if you leave the social circle, you're officially invisible. This is that high-stakes PR death dance where you smile until your teeth ache just so the industry doesn't smell the desperation. It’s performative excellence for an audience of one.
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