Mahomes and Kelce's 1587 Prime is an edible turnover

Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's steakhouse, 1587 Prime, is getting absolutely shredded by critics for being a 'tourist trap.' Look, I worked enough retail to know when a celebrity is just slapping their name on mid-tier inventory and calling it luxury. Just because you have a Super Bowl ring doesn't mean you can season a ribeye. It's giving 'Chili's after a lottery win' and quite frankly, my kibble has better marbling than this viral disappointment. If the best thing on the table is the name on the napkin, you're not a restaurateur—you're a merchandise stand with a liquor license.

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