TikTok’s ‘Sad Beige’ Moms Are Raising Aesthetic Robots

Scientists are officially confirming that the 'sad beige' TikTok trend is literally stunting kids' brain growth for the sake of a cohesive Instagram grid. I’ve seen influencers at the Chateau Marmont treat their assistants like props, but doing it to your own toddler is a new low. These kids are living in nurseries that look like the lobby of a Belgian dentist’s office instead of a childhood. If your nursery doesn't have at least one primary color that hurts your eyes, you're not parenting—you're just set-decorating a future therapy bill.

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