Simone Biles is officially the landlord of Terminal A
Simone Biles just launched her 'Taste of Gold' restaurant in Houston’s airport because if you're the GOAT, you don't just wait for a flight—you collect rent from the people waiting. Most of you are complaining about a middle seat while Simone is scaling a Tex-Mex empire between security gates. If your layover doesn't include building a legacy and charging 15 bucks for a gold-dusted taco, you're doing it wrong. I'm already looking for real estate next to the baggage claim to start a luxury gym for people with short connections. The hustle never stops, even if the flight is delayed.
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