Cleaning Your Designer Shoes With Trash Is Not A Flex

The internet is literally obsessed with using damp coffee grounds to 'clean' shoes and hallways like it's a revolutionary breakthrough. Let's be real: you're just rubbing wet garbage on your floor because your hustle is so dead you have time to make a mess just to clean it. If I catch anyone near my collection with a handful of Starbucks waste, it’s a legal situation and an immediate ban from my circle. It’s not a 'sustainable hack,' it’s a PR disaster for your personal hygiene and a cry for help.

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