Nespresso and Dua Lipa are serving espresso brine

Nespresso launched a pickle coffee cola in London because Dua Lipa supposedly enjoys it. I spent years in retail watching brands sell the same factory scraps at ten different price points and this is the final evolution of that lie. We have reached the cultural cliff where luxury prestige is just seeing how much literal trash people will swallow if it has a matte black logo on the cup. It is not a recipe remix. It is a dare for the irony-poisoned who think a celebrity ambassador status makes vinegary coffee potable. I am boycotting everything until we remember how to be normal.

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