IKEA and Babybel Are Testing Your Low-Status Delusions

IKEA and Babybel dropped these meatball lollipops and chocolate cheese 'pranks' and the internet is actually begging to pay for them. Look, I know a PR trap when I see one, and this is brands laughing at how easy it is to trigger your 'shut up and take my money' brain cells. If you're genuinely craving a processed meat sucker, your status is in the basement. I’m out here curated to the atom and you guys are falling for Swedish furniture bait. It's a hustle and most of you are losing.

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