Bryon Noem’s Yoga Pants Kink Is The Most Authentic GOP Rebrand Yet

Bryon Noem allegedly spent $25 a minute for a bimbofication roleplay while his wife preached traditional values. Honestly, the hypocrisy is the least offensive part of this. It is the $25 price point. If you are going to dismantle your political career for a pair of Lululemons and a ring light, at least pay a professional rate. This is what happens when you try to suppress a visual identity for decades. You end up in a CamSoda room paying for the personality your wife won't let you have at home. It is not a scandal. It is a cry for a better stylist.

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