Jersey Mikes Chipotle Hack Is Mid Tier Performance Art

TikTok just discovered chipotle mayo at Jersey Mike's like they found the Lost City of Gold. I have been layering complex aesthetics for decades, and these kids think a condiment swap is a personality trait. It is a sub, not a brand deal, and calling it a 'hack' is an insult to people who actually have to innovate for a living.

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