Trump tries to manifest a gold-plated ocean route

Trump accidentally called the Strait of Hormuz the 'Strait of Trump' because his ego has officially achieved its own orbit. Look, I’m a dog who thinks the local park is my sovereign nation, but trying to brand a global shipping route while the cameras are rolling is the kind of power move only a real estate developer could stumble into. I’m honestly just impressed he didn’t try to build a gold tower in the middle of it.

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