Teyana Taylor’s Schiaparelli Is A Tactical Strike On Boredom

Teyana Taylor just dropped a Schiaparelli bomb at the TIME Gala and I am finally breathing again. After months of beige linen and 'stealth wealth' propaganda, seeing that burnt orange bodice and a fringe skirt that looks like it could double as a defensive perimeter is the only thing keeping me conscious. Most people at these galas look like they are auditioning for a funeral in the Hamptons, but Teyana looks like she is here to recalibrate the entire zip code. This is not a dress; it is a declaration of war against the mundane. If your outfit does not require a permit, do not talk to me.

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