Disney’s Iger Exit: The Parks Guy Killed The Auteur.

Bob Iger is finally handing the keys to Josh D'Amaro, a man whose greatest achievement is managing a theme park. It’s the ultimate series finale for the 'prestige' era—a pivot from auteur-driven blockbusters to pure, unadulterated retail therapy. I’ve watched this slow-motion car crash for years, and seeing a Parks chief take the throne is the most honest thing Disney has done in a decade. They aren't making cinema anymore; they're making set dressing for a $150 day pass. The credits are rolling on the illusion of art, and I’m just here to review the wreckage.

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