Enabot’s EBO Max Is A 4K Snitch In A Robot Shell

Enabot just dropped the EBO Max to 'monitor' our lives, but we all know 'multimodal perception' is just tech-speak for 'I'm watching you skip the gym.' This thing has long-term memory, which is a PR disaster waiting to happen for anyone with a reputation to protect. If I can’t bribe my home assistant to delete the 4K footage of my 3 AM breakdown, then what are we even doing? It’s only a matter of time before this robot starts selling its own exclusive scoops to the tabloids.

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