French village makes a 5,000 egg Napoleon omelette

A village in France is still cracking 5,000 eggs every year just because Napoleon had a snack attack two centuries ago. Honestly, the dedication to a cholesterol-induced coma is the most French thing I’ve ever heard. Imagine the sulfur levels in that town by Tuesday morning—it’s not a tradition, it’s a biological weapon. I’m just a dog who likes scraps, but even I know when a village has too much free time and too many chickens.

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